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So what can we say about me... Im a graduating senior at Burnsville Senior High School or as i like to call it Broke as Hell School. get it? if you dont you must go to burnsville also. I am 17. old enough to have to give the government money but not old enough to do a damn thing about it. 5'4'' midgets are makin a comeback! ok im not a midget but c'mon. i am a now ex captain for football, soccer, and hockey cheerleading. and i was also on the competition squad. dont get all excited, we were not that good. i will give them credit for at least trying but Apple Valley (i grew up there) kicks their ass. but i dygress. im what you would call "experienced", some may call me whorish but i have my standards...what else is that interesting. its very hard for me to explain myself in this little white box, because i live so far outside of it.(outside the box, BV people its ok if you dont get it) my best friend is gay he likes to die his hair about as much as i do. and thats why i love him, he makes me feel low-maintenance. i am the biggest george bush fan in the world. i have my ENTIRE ROOM covered with flags and pictures of him. my god damn sheets are R,W,&B for crying out loud. with a spot of purple on them now...thank you you know who you are. im in love with elijah wood, johnny depp, keanu reaves, and basically anyone else who is hott. oh you cant forget seann william scott. uhhhhhhhhh... sorry im better now. im going to school for political science. cuz like i said before, im obsessed. i want to be a politician, or at least work for one (or work one, you gotta make it to the top somehow. haha) what else.. what else.. my nickname is BUFFY. if you really wanna know why you just hafta ask. what the shit? i need some ointment, my booty is leakin! (that ones for you Rach!) George Bush is SEXY! CRACKWHORES!!! what are YOU laughin at?? wow, pretty sure im done. HEY Yah!

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